Random comments from random males.

“Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat!”
“Girls like cute names. For example: Babe, baby, my love, doll, cutie, sexy, sweetheart.”
“Goodnight texts mean more than you think.”
“Be old-fashioned. It’s okay to take love seriously.”
“When you are with her and there is an awkward silence, ask her if she has had any weird dreams lately. It’s a Good conversation starter.”
“Wear a condom, bring your own, and dispose of the used condom away from females.”
“Always get an ‘at birth’ DNA test before admitting paternity.”
“Play with her hair. Girls like that.”
“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.”
“A dad gave this dating advice: ‘Boys are physically exhausting. Girls are mentally exhausting!’ ”
“Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right.”

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