• “Telling an angry woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat!”
  • “Girls like cute names. For example: Babe, baby, my love, doll, cutie, sexy, sweetheart.”
  • “Goodnight texts mean more than you think.”
  • “Be old-fashioned. It’s okay to take love seriously.”
  • “When you are with her and there is an awkward silence, ask her if she has had any weird dreams lately. It’s a Good conversation starter.”
  • “Wear a condom, bring your own, and dispose of the used condom away from females.”
  • “Always get an ‘at birth’ DNA test before admitting paternity.”
  • “Play with her hair. Girls like that.”
  • “Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.”
  • “A dad gave this dating advice: ‘Boys are physically exhausting. Girls are mentally exhausting!’ ”
  • “Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right.”
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